Gimp and Moopy

Today I was at the library, and while I was flipping through an Oxford dictionary I found this loose sheet of paper sticking in it. This was what was printed on it:

Gimp and Moopy were ackles. One tragfen Gimp and Moopy were brooching quassed. Moopy poated one of Gimp's frapers because il couldn't scrop ils. Gimp powed,"Comp ap my frapers!" But Moopy couldn't come ho to ilt. So Gimp sworched Moopy and the ackles conbreted to squit. then, Armp deperted into the slep. Il taupled both of the ackles, and luped em off to edsen.

Ideas anyone?

This one probably raised the eyebrows of those who read it...about 5 people. Then proceeded to doing more math homework...I hate technical drawings.It's so damn tedious. Moreover, one mistake means dunking the entire sheet of paper(now crumpled) into the bin. I cringe at the thought of the countless papers sacrificed for this lost cause.

Fuuh~~59 pages to the end of Gabriel Garcia Marquez' book. XD. Now what do I read after this?