this is crazy but damn fun

Now that I'm in a better mood, I recall one of the forwards fishball sent me: This forward infuses real bombastic English and twisted thinking with some of the most simple English rhymes and proverbs, and the purpose of it is to get it translated. Time for me to get the dictionaries and thinking caps out!

1. Scintillate, scintillate asteroid minific.
2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
3. Surveillance should precede saltation.
4. Pulchritude posseses soley cutaneous profundity.
5. It is fruitless to become lacrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
7. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with fresh magical deceptions.
9. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Farenheit.
11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not aurum.
12. Where there are visible vapours having their prevalence in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
14. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.
15. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
16. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from launching, by muscular effort, diminutive petrous projectiles.
18. Neophyte's serendipity.
19. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous immature fellow.
20. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no cogeries of a miniscule, verdent bryophytic plant.
21. The person presenting the ultimate cachination possesses thereby the optimal cachination. 22. Abstention from any aleatory undertakings precludes a potential escalation of a lucrative nature.
23. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure, but appelations will eternally remain innocuous.
24. Persons of imbecilic mentality perambulate in parameters where cherubic entities approach with trepidation.
25. Elementary sartorial techniques initially applied preclude repetitive similar actions to square of three.
26. A feline donning appendage-protecting accessories apprehends zero petite rodents.
27. Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the prenatal ovoid structure.
28. It is practicable to entice an equus caballus to a reservoir of liquid hydrogen oxide, but coercing him to imbibe is insuperable.
29. Upon the non-presence of the domestic felis catus the mus musculi proceed to engage in sportive capers.
30. Numerous manipulative extremities enable imperceptable necessitous engagement.
31. A buffoon and his accumulation of legal tender are expeditiously disunited.
32. Persons indulging in jocundity tardily do so for the greatest duration.
33. Exigency is the matriarch of ingenious contrivance.
34. Eschew obfuscation!
35. Propinquity avails itself only in the coverlets of equine quadra-bases.
36. The initial feather inherits the wiggle.
37. mazuma ceases to germinate upon thickets

specially dedicated to S9: this is very much related to ESL and text production =D

"the felines within the panier avec the argentate ware, junior chap azure suited with the macho that inhabits the planetoid.."

Not forgetting the nursery rhymes~ too bad they're already translated though =P