reality pokes
There were 5 variables, M, D, K, C & T.
M started growing thorns and started poking D, K, C & T.
After awhile D got tired of the poking, grew thorns and started poking K, C & T. Which in turned caused K, C and T to grow thorns and getting K & T to poke back at M & D. T occasionally pushes C's buttons, K will stay the same and C continues getting angsty.
The End.
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